I'm a Real Grinch Before Coffee sweatshirt | Christmas coffee shirt

Soft, cozy, and quietly sarcastic — this crewneck wraps you in comfortable warmth while quietly announcing your morning mood. Lightweight but substantial, the brushed interior and classic fit make it a favorite for slow winter mornings, pajama-adjacent coffee runs, or lounging by the tree with a mug in hand. The playful scripted text mixes holiday green and warm coffee-brown hues, so it feels festive without shouting. Wear it with leggings, joggers, or tucked into high-waist jeans; it’s the kind of sweatshirt that becomes your go-to when you want something that feels like home and says exactly how you feel before the first sip.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend (8.0 oz) for warmth and long wear
- Classic crewneck fit with double-needle stitching for added durability
- Seamless tubular knit body and ribbed collar for a clean, comfortable silhouette
- Embroidered or printed decoration options; DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels
- OEKO-TEX dyes, ethically grown US cotton, and safety compliance certifications

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean