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$39.21
Slide into something soft and quietly sardonic. This crewneck pairs a cozy, midweight sweatshirt build with a playful, retro-cat illustration that reads “Existential Crisis This Way.” It feels like a late-night walk with a friend who gets your dry humor — warm, low-key, and oddly reassuring. Wear it when you want comfort without taking yourself too seriously: over faded jeans, layered under a jacket, or curled up with tea and a book. The print’s warm tones pop on the clean background, while the classic crew silhouette keeps the look timeless and easy to live in.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crew neckline with double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, comfortable fit
- Embroidery and printed-label options; DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol–backed cotton for safer, ethical production
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean